Malaysian Factory Worker Horrified By NFL Alternate Jerseys

November21, 2015        
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KUALA LUMPUR--Haziq, a 10-year-old Malaysian factory worker charged with stitching NFL jerseys, was horrified by the NFL’s new “Color Rush” alternate uniforms last week. The veteran uniform stitcher called the monochrome uniforms “hideous” and said he wouldn’t use them to wipe his ass.  “Oh My God, look at this piece of shit,” Haziq said as he held up the mustard colored Jacksonville Jaguars jersey. “What color is that? Is that supposed to be gold? I would not wipe my ass with this thing. The NFL has really lost its way. I am embarrassed to be working for them now. If they weren't holding my family hostage, I would walk right out of here.” 





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