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NEW YORK--New York Jets running back Thomas Jones, unhappy with his contract, has decided to skip the team’s voluntary workouts and may even refuse to report to mandatory minicamp in June. Jones, who is currently in the midst of a 4-year, $20 million contract, apparently doesn’t realize that running backs are interchangeable. |
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Belichick To Send Fans Tweets From Training Camp |
FOXBORO, MA--Patriots coach Bill Belichick today announced that he would be sending Twitter updates to his followers during training camp this summer. |
New Yankee Stadium To Include Luxury Dugout For Higher Paid Players |
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NEW YORK--According to a report in the New York Post, the new Yankee Stadium, in addition to boasting several exorbitantly priced luxury boxes, will also feature an upscale “luxury dugout” for the league's higher paid players. The luxury dugout will include flat screen TV’s, reclining seats, central air conditioning, and a full waitstaff. |
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Blue Jays: ‘If We Were In Any Other Division We Would Finish Third’ |
TORONTO--The Toronto Blue Jays may be the unluckiest team in baseball, stuck in a division with perennial powerhouses like the Yankees, Red Sox, and now the Tampa Bay Rays. Once again they are expected to finish fourth in the AL East, but manager Cito Gaston insists that if they were in any other division in baseball, they could easily finish third. |
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Goodell Pushing For More Games To Offset New Safety Rules |
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Mets Think They’re Getting Way Too Much Respect Heading Into Season Amnesty International Protests Exploitation Of Wizards Interior Defense |
| March 31, 2009 - Issue 318 |