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NHL Drops Plans To Expand To Phoenix After Discovering There’s Already A Team There 10/5/2015
PHOENIX--The National Hockey League has dropped plans to expand to Phoenix, the league’s Board of Governors said today, after realized there is already a team there. The league will continue to consider explore expansion options in Las Vegas, Quebec and several other North America cities.

Point Guard Stops Passing Ball After Reading Atlas Shrugged 4/10/12
BOSTON--Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo, currently second in the NBA in assists, has stopped passing the ball after reading Ayn Rand’s controversial objectivist tome, Atlas Shrugged, teammates report. The point guard is now espousing “the virtue of selfishness” and taking every shot himself.
Bobby Valentine Violates Clubhouse Beer Ban After Seeing Josh Beckett Pitch 4/9/12
DETROIT - Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine violated his own clubhouse beer ban on Saturday after watching pitcher Josh Beckett give up 7 runs in 4.2 innings in his first start of the season.
Projected Number One Pick Tanking To Avoid Being Picked By Bobcats 3/6/12
LEXINGTON, KY--Kentucky’s Anthony Davis, the consensus number one pick in the upcoming NBA draft, is reportedly planning to “tank” during the SEC and March Madness tournaments in order to avoid being picked by the Charlotte Bobcats.

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