Lebron Proposes All Americans Cease Using Number 23 |
November 19 , 2009 |
CLEVELAND--Lebron James has never been one to hide his admiration for his idol, Michael Jordan. Now, just days after announcing his intention to change his number from 23 to 6 out of respect for His Airness, James is proposing another, more extreme tribute: that every American cease using the number 23 forever. "It's cool to have everyone in the NBA retire the number 23," James said. "But I don't think that's enough. This is Michael Jordan we're talking about - the best there ever was. So why don't we just all agree, from this day forward, to stop using that number altogether, in every situation. Just retire it. We don't need it. There are plenty of other numbers to use. So for example if you're at a certain age you would say you were "22 plus 1" instead of, you know, that number. Is everyone on board? Wait? Where are you going?" |
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