NEW YORK--Retired football star Tiki Barber, currently embroiled in a scandal surrounding his alleged infidelity, has been “haunted” by the voice of the late Earl Woods ever since hearing it scold Tiger Woods in a recent Nike ad. “Ugh, I can’t stop hearing that stupid voice in my head now!” Barber said recently. “It’s like, every time I lay down with my new girlfriend I hear, ‘I’m an inquisitive person. I want to know why you did it.’ It’s like having the worst song in the world in your head and you can’t get it out. Why did I do it? She’s 20-goddamn-3 years old and a hot piece of ass, okay? That’s why I did it. I'm not made of stone. Please stop tormenting me, voice of Earl Woods.” Barber also noted that the constant scolding would “have more meaning” if Woods himself wasn’t a noted philanderer while he was alive.