May 21st - Issue 1

June 11th - Issue 3:

3 Year Old Basketball Prodigy Can't Rebound For Shit

July 16th - Issue 7:

Lebron James Buys Cavaliers, Trades Self To Lakers

October 22nd - Issue 21:

White NBA Player Not Physically Gifted, But Really Has A Head For The Game

November 12th - Issue 23:

NBA Stars Help Stamp Out Literacy With 'Reading Is Pointless' Campaign

November 29th - Issue 25:

December 4th - Issue 26:

Damon Stoudamire Swears Off Marijuana After Powerful After-School Special

December 10th - Issue 27:

Last Remaining Orlando Magic Fan Calls It Quits