January 20th - Issue 32

Isiah Thomas Executes Four Knicks To Free Up Cap Space

February 24th - Issue 37

Legless Orphan Taunted By Duke Fans

March 2nd - Issue 38

Danny Ainge Insists Franchise-Ruining Plan ‘Right On Target’

March 16th - Issue 40

Ricky Davis Awarded Three Points For Extra-Hard Dunk

Smell Of Marijuana Coming From Closed-Door, Players Only Meeting

May 4th - Issue 47

Rapist Impressed With Kobe Bryant’s Ability To Stay Focused

June 1st - Issue 51

WNBA Players Give Up Trying To Be Sexy

June 22nd - Issue 54

Gary Payton Demands Trade Back To 1995 Seattle Supersonics

June 28th - Issue 55

Paparazzi Stalks Diana Taurasi Just To Be Nice

July 6th - Isue 56

Emeka Okafor: Is He Dumb Enough To Play In The NBA?

July 13th - Issue 57

Lebron James Personally Matches Utah’s Offer Sheet To Carlos Boozer

Jackie Christie Refuses To Let Female Doctor Save Husband’s Life

Septmeber 14th - Issue 66

Kobe Bryant To Resume Cheating On His Wife

November 2nd - Issue 73

Nation’s Prostitutes Gearing Up For Start Of NBA Season

November 23rd - Issue 76

Pistons Fans No Longer Allowed To Smoke Crack At Games

Bush Turns Pro-Choice After Daughter Impregnated By Ricky Davis

December 21 - Issue 80

Athletes Gives Back To Community To Avoid Going To Jail