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Raffi Torres To Spend Suspension Reflecting On Why He Didn’t Just Kill The Son Of A Bitch 4/22/12
NEW YORK--Raffi Torres of the Phoenix Coyotes has been suspended 25 games for a vicious hit on Chicago’s Marion Hossa during Game 3 of Coyotes-Blackhawks series. Forced to miss the rest of the playoffs and the beginning of the regular season, Torres, who has been suspended three times in the past 13 months, will spend his suspension reflecting on why he didn’t just kill the son of a bitch.

Point Guard Stops Passing Ball After Reading Atlas Shrugged 4/10/12
BOSTON--Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo, currently second in the NBA in assists, has stopped passing the ball after reading Ayn Rand’s controversial objectivist tome, Atlas Shrugged, teammates report. The point guard is now espousing “the virtue of selfishness” and taking every shot himself.
Bobby Valentine Violates Clubhouse Beer Ban After Seeing Josh Beckett Pitch 4/9/12
DETROIT - Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine violated his own clubhouse beer ban on Saturday after watching pitcher Josh Beckett give up 7 runs in 4.2 innings in his first start of the season.
Projected Number One Pick Tanking To Avoid Being Picked By Bobcats 3/6/12
LEXINGTON, KY--Kentucky’s Anthony Davis, the consensus number one pick in the upcoming NBA draft, is reportedly planning to “tank” during the SEC and March Madness tournaments in order to avoid being picked by the Charlotte Bobcats.

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