FLOWERY BRANCH, GA--When Falcons receiver Roddy White agreed to take part in Jay Glazer’s Mixed Martial Arts training program this off-season, he did not envision having the prominent broadcaster’s thighs wrapped around his head, a situation he found himself in on Thursday morning. “Man, that was gross!” a traumatized White said afterward. “He was straddling my neck so my whole head was engulfed in his nasty, sweaty thighs. He’s like, ‘You must break the will of your opponent! When you break his will you can almost hear it snap like a twig!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay, dude, it’s broken! You win! You are an alpha male. Now get off me so I can go take a goddamn radiation shower!’ I still haven’t heard the end of it, either. Everybody’s calling me a coward now. Hey, I’d rather be a coward than be the meat in a Jay Glazer’s thigh sandwich.”