January 1 - Issue 224

League To Allow Falcons To Videotape Signals Next Year

Cam Cameron Tries To Get On Parcells’ Good Side By Quitting

January 8 - Issue 225

Jaguars Blame Officials For Upcoming Loss Against Patriots

Parcells Fires White Assistants In Attempt To Satisfy Rooney Rule

January 23 - Issue 227

Cowboys Make Jason Garrett Highest Paid Nobody In League

Patriots Dedicate Victory To Imaginary People Who Doubted Them

Philip Rivers Reveals He Had Leg Amputated Prior To Game

February 12 - Issue 230

Jim Zorn Delegates Delegating Duties To Assistant

NFC Honored With Parade After Winning Pro Bowl

February 19 - Issue 231

Joey Harrington Gives Falcons Defensive Lineman In Mock Draft

March 5 - Issue 299

Cowboys Fans Petition To Have New Stadium Named After Capital One

Trip To Afghanistan Fails To Change Athlete’s Life

March 12 - Issue 300

Eli Manning To Retire Now While Everybody Still Loves Him

March 19 - Issue 301

Super Bowl Winners Feel They’re Getting Appropriate Amount Of Respect

Some Guy Nobody’s Ever Heard Of Holding Out For New Contract