January 2 - Issue 178

2006 Sportsman of the Year: John Mellencamp

January 16 - Issue 180

Report: Global Warming Could Cause Maria Sharapova To Wear Skimpier Outfits

January 30 - Issue 182

Federer To Opponent: ‘Please Stop Taking Pictures Of Me While I’m Serving’

February 13 - Issue 184

Desperate MLS Team Offers $250 Million To Tiger Woods

February 27 - Issue 186

Ultimate Fighter Perfectly Comfortable With Man Sitting On His Face

March 13 - Issue 188

Sports Illustrated Working On Story About Swimsuit Models On Steroids

March 27 - Issue 190

Officials Concerned Grand Theft AutoIV Will Glorify Kicking Ass

April 9 -Issue 191

PGA Gives Tiger Woods One More Chance To Win Masters

May 8 - Issue 195

New Poll Reveals Pollsters Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Experts Abandon Theory Of Intelligent Design After Watching Ultimate Fighting Championship

June 5 - Issue 198

NHL Goes Easy On Pronger After Victim Doesn’t Die

June 19 - Issue 200

UFC, Soccer, NASCAR, Lacrosse Fastest Growing Sport In Country

July 24- Issue 204

Nation To Cease Making Fun Of ESPN Out Of Pity

August 14 - Issue 207

Olympic Athletes Urged To Avoid Breathing While In Beijing

September 4 - Issue 210

Study: Christ May Have Been On Steroids When He Destroyed Temple

December 3 - Issue 221

Lance Armstrong Spotted Not Making Out With Girl In Nightclub