May 21st - Issue 1
Christ Becomes Free Agent, Signs Deal With Satan
Chess Club Hazing Victim Unable To Remove Rook From Asshole
June 4th - Issue 2
Unruly Crowd Fails To Obey Jumbotron
June 11th - Issue 3
Fat Girl Accidentally Included In Beer Commercial June 22nd - Issue 5
Greyhound Bitterly Disappointed After Finally Catching Mechanical Rabbit
July 30th - Issue 9
Trash Cans: In Or Out? Whiffleball Game Ends In Controversy
Jim Rome Talks Some Serious Smack About Whoever Took The Last Blueberry Muffin
Rock Climbing Named Most Popular Sport Among People In Commercials
August 6th - Issue 10
Skateboarding Teen Secretly Hoping To Get Arrested
ESPY Award Clogging Tiger Woods’ Garbage Disposal
August 27th - Issue 13
Ohio State Students Hold Annual ‘Back To School’ Riot
Plan To Drink One Beer For Each Lap Of Daytona 500 Falls Far Short
September 3rd - Issue 14
Man Really Looking Forward To New Season's Beer Commercials
September 10th - Issue 15
Impatient Hiker Saws Arm Off After Being Trapped Under Rock 10 Minutes
PETA: Fishing Video Games Linked To Violence Against Fish
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September 17th - Issue 16
Ferocious Fanged Wildcat Thinks He'd Make A Great Mascot
Women’s Soccer Craze Sweeping Nation, Says Women’s Soccer Magazine
October 1st - Issue 18
ESPN, Nike Team Up To Create New Sports Watching Shoe
Man Sheds Tears Of Joy After Completing Iron Man Triathlon Video Game
October 16th - Issue 20
Nike Solves Unemployment Crisis For Indonesian 10 Year Olds
Rudy Still Carrying On About That One Stupid Play
December 17th - Issue 28
Under Armour Guy Subdued With Tranquilizer Dart
December 31st - Issue 29
2003 Sportsman Of The Year: Tetrahydrogestrinone
Major League Soccer’s Only Soccer Ball Kicked Onto Neighbor’s Roof |
