January 6th - Issue 82

Astros Have Audacity To Offer Beltran Limited No-Trade Clause

February 1st - Issue 87

Walt Weiss Wondering Why Nobody Ever Told him About Steroids

February 15th - Issue 88

Slimmed Down Ichiro Raises Suspicious At Mariners Camp

Jose Canseco Reality Show Starting To Look Inevitable

April 5th - Issue 94

Baseball Purists Call For Players To Go Back To Doing Coke

Cash Strapped Devil Rays To Eliminate Shortstop Position

April 26th - Issue 97

Ozzie Guillen Fires Up Team By Knifing Umpire To Death

Mar 17th - Issue 100

Larry Bowa Brought In To Give Listless Phillies Pep Talk

Red Sox, Yankees Feel Obligated To Fight

May 31st - Issue 102

Winner Of This Year’s Home Run Derby To Be Suspended Indefinitely

Bonds Raises Suspicion By Launching Own Line Of Masking Agents

Yankee Fans Will Be Asked To Shower Before Entering New Stadium

July 19th - Issue 104

Giambi Credits Steroids For Recent Resurgence

July 26th - Issue 105

Chain-Smoking, Alcoholic Little League Coach Not So Funny In Real Life

A’s Looking Forward To Falling Just Short This Year

August 2nd - Issue 106

Palmeiro: Steroid Policy Unfair To Players Who Do Steroids

August 9th - Issue 107

Historic Collapse Most Exciting Thing To Happen To Orioles In 20 Years

Nation Increasingly Uncomfortable Around Gary Sheffield

August 23 - Issue 109

Member Of John Olerud’s Posse Arrested In Nightclub Shooting

August 30th - Issue 110

Little Leaguer’s Life Peaks At Age 12

Bush Vows To Prosecute 'Criminal' Who Leaked Palmeiro's Test Results

September 13th - Issue 112

Braves Definitely Not Going To Choke This Year

Griffey Completes Punch Card, Gets Free Surgery

October 4th - Issue 115

White Sox Choke Away Historic Choke

October 11th - Issue 116

Adorable Cardinals Fans Actually Think They’re Intimidating

November 1 - Issue 119

Matt Clement Thanks Theo Epstein For Somehow Getting Him $25 Million

November 8 -Issue 120

Royals Rebuilding Phase Enters Rebuilding Phase

November 15 - Issue 121

Love Affair Between Paul Konerko, City Of Chicago Used As Leverage In Contract Negotiations

Novmeber 29 - Issue 123

Baseball Season Trimmed To 125 Games Following Amphetamine Ban

December 6 - Issue 124

Yankees Insist Nuclear Reactor For Peaceful Purposes Only

December 20 - Issue 126

Jarrod Washburn Assures Wife He’s Not Joking About $37 Million Deal